January 8th, 2012
December 14th, 2011
I've made two Facebook comments in the last few days in which i've said 'sweeeet' with exactly FOUR Es (don't ask me how the fuck i even managed to notice that), and i've realised that, yeah, four Es is exactly the right amount of Es. No pun intended. Here's why:
Three Es looks too much like two Es so the reader might not notice that i'm accentuating the word, or worse, think that i have just hit the E key one too many times and not bothered to change it.
Five Es would be getting a bit silly.
November 19th, 2011
"Guess what MY Facebook status is gonna be later?"
It's funny cause i'm blogging about it.
August 29th, 2011
August 9th, 2011
July 10th, 2011
January 4th, 2011
I just began to type my email address into Facebook and i realised i had accidentally begun it with a 'T', at which point i found it hilariously funny that i was about to type in tandom_banana7...
And then i realised that Tandem is spelt with an E.
November 10th, 2010
Just watched episode 5 of Lip Service and i am (slash just have been) in FLOODS of tears. I love Tess i want to marry her. Frankie is a lying whore who should be avoided like the plague. Sam and Cat better not break up. My housemate Alex wants Frankie and Cat to get back together... obviously something is wrong with her.
October 18th, 2010
July 16th, 2010
I find myself talking to almost every customer who comes in about the weather. It really is ingrained in English conversation, isn't it? A moment ago a lady told me that "there were some huge puddles on the way back from Windsor! Absolutely gigantic!"
I found this fact utterly unstimulating, yet i was still automatically interested in a very English 'good god, we're going to be blighted by extreme weather in the next few days' sort of way.
disappointed